Nothing's safe to drink.

The water makes you feel sick.

Whiskey's okay, though.

The Wasteland's no place
For our young, fragile children.
To Little Lamplight.

Stoic protector.
My Ghoul, my friend, my Charon,
Doesn't like this place.

Twitchy Glowing One.
Adorable. And very
Radioactive.

People of Andale,
Thank you for the strange meat pies.
Such nice cannibals.

Computer finesse.
Necessary if you want
A turret free life.

Scuttles in the walls
Bringing disease and chaos.
I hate radroaches.