"Good morning, madam!"
Can a robot fake a smile?
Shut up, I heard that!

Damn buzzing bloatflies.
Too small to bother shooting.
Big pain in the ass.

Old, busted up cars.
Out of gas, all outta parts.
Gotta go on foot.

Time to tune into
Galaxy News Radio,
'Cause they're here...for you.

A big bag of caps
Can buy you booze, chems, ammo,
And a piece of mind.

Rejection letter
Next to a pair of corpses.
No vault to run to.

Ripples in the water,
Flying bodies, broken bones.
Fear the behemoth.